The walk of shame is so much worse when you've spent the night third wheeling.
You sent me a text calling me "cunt" while i was in the middle of dumping my bf.
So we're fucking tonight?
i just threw up ON my final. epic way to end the semester.
I was sleeping on the bathroom floor and thought a wet towel might keep me warm.
ive got a scarf tied around my face holding bags of hashbrowns to it, im too boss to care
Her life is proof that being a drunken slut will get you places.
Should have told me the night we were talking about deal breakers that vomming outside your car was one of them. I would have taken a cab back
despite the cops showing up at 8am, pre gaming groundhog day was my idea yet. and by pre gaming, i of course mean getting black out drunk by 7:30am
My gut is currently telling me that Jesus did not intend for us to eat shrimp pad thai on Easter
Is this a considering it or regretting it text?
I just shit out what feels like an entire shrimp with claws and all. You tell me.
somehow this went from sexting to explaining my eating disorder.
We don't have paper towels so I microwaved a spinach/egg sandwich thingy wrapped in toilet paper. Toilet paper. so that's how my day started.
4 out of 7 roommates in one month isn't that bad if you think about the fact that 3 of them were in the last 24 hours
With great boredom comes great irresponsibility.
Please tell me you're not on their roof again..
I just had the polyamorous Canadian hockey player do the splits while naked in a handstand at my apartment just now. And yes, I know it’s 1:30am on a Thursday.
Did you ask Harvard boi?
Apparently he likes someone who is into being smart and a supporter of human rights ugh what a skank
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