Duck Duck Cougar?
Dude I'm telling you, conditioner is the best for jerking it in the shower. It feels great and afterwards everything is all smooth
it felt like I walked into a Tool Academy challenge
i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
When you put it that way it sounds like my vagina is a parking garage to be monitored by security guards
I'm not really sure what went on in my mouth last night but right now it tastes like what I can only imagine is a mixture of astroglide and peanut butter. You hungry?
I only put bad things in my body...jack, caffeine, chocolate, pills, and rich's cock. It's like being holistic but exactly opposite
My chin is breaking out a bit and feels all itchy and burny like I'm allergic to something. Are you using a new lotion on your balls?
I'm beginning to think the entirety of my appeal is due to the size of my ass.
Had a burrito last night in your honor
That's the nicest thing you've ever done
Thats just a parental red flag. They have been brainwashed. Lets baptize them into the church of PBR
The first thing I did in 2015 was suck a dick.....so.....
I just paid $10 for tinder plus so that I could change my location to Rio and match with Olympic Athletes
You said too many real things and now I need to crawl back inside my protective fort of sarcasm, being an asshole, and sass
I need to find a divorced guy with a boat and let my tits do the talking
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