So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
on a related note, did you know that the fire alarm in our apartment talks?
All I remember is that the bartender wouldn't give me scissors cuz I was too drunk
The bartender gave me the kids toys. Paddle ball & a gecko.
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
So, we bought a knight today. Nearly life size. Hes in the garage, so don't be startled.
Juss got out of jail; shes still in there tryin to sing her abc's backwards bc the cops neva asked her too... Whebever she gets to t she starts singin the tequilla song
I think my staff loses a little bit of respect for me every time you're in town. I may have to puke at work ...again.
Who knows. I'd probably only get a makeout with an OTPHJ from her so the return on sexual investment from her isn't looking that great.
Post breakup Disney World may be my best idea ever! Tinkerbell just grabbed my dick and gave me a kiss! This really is the happiest place on earth!
The whole bar erupted and in happiness and confusion as I went on about pancakes.
She just sent me a message. It's a poem, about eternal love, that she wrote, about us. Just because I took her home two nights - doesn't mean it's eternal love.
I'm trying to watch Chicago PD and tell you I like your dick at the same time. It's a lot of work, ok?
It was a bad idea to take ecstasy with cats in the house. No animal likes being touched that much. Let me know how your eye feels tomorrow
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
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