walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
You covered in salsa con queso would take care of all of my cravings right now
Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
I think we should bring back the casual nipple tassel
It was like a Thanksgiving meal, which you spend 8 hours cooking, and the family wolfs down in 20 minutes. All that flirting and build-up for like 90 seconds of pumping and he was gone in a flash, never to be heard from again.
I find it fascinating that she'd be more comfortable with her mom finding out she submits dirty disney confessions on tumblr than about her secret email account she uses to chat with dutch and brazilian strangers.
Going to the ER, I'll explain later but apparently drunk me isn't allergic to peanut butter.
So besides your brother walking in on you shaving and singing "I'm gonna get asssss" how was your night
gay sex achievement: unlocked
what
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
I was totally pumped and so was my beard
Fuck the library it's too quiet and makes me uneasy. I feel like I'm so isolated I should take off my pants or something
You tore a poster off a lamppost and ATE IT. That drunk.
Wanted to let you know I hooked up with your brother.
i thought he was gay wtf
Mom just walked in on a bj. IT'S WHATEVER.
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