We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
I just saw a hobo shake a payphone until it spat out a bunch of quarters. what a champ.
Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
I never thought that I'd hear someone utter the words, "I need another studded belt." I was wrong.
she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
Can you imagine it being physically possible any other way unless the cows are unnaturally flexible
I don't remember him, but he's saved in my phone as "uh oh zbt"
I knew he was a nice guy, because when we switched positions he flipped the mattress so I wouldn't have to lay in a pool of his sweat.
Def something wrong w taking plan b with your daughters juice box
My mom just asked me if I can obtain a fake ID by thursday
To the point, I hope I remember where to put my dick when I finally get laid again
You have a 50 50 chance
The thing about pooping in the woods during hunting season is you never know if someone's watching you.
I deleted all traces of him from my phone
even the dick picks he sent you?
no are you nuts? saved that shit to my camera roll
i just remember singing the theme song from 2 and 1/2 men to my hair
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