I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
Teenaged girls are God's best work and the Devil's best tool. Remember that my friend.
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
oh my god, there is an imprint from the nuva ring in the christmas card my mom sent me. merry christmas.
We are going to get clementines. And shoot them out of a ballon launcher. That's after we come up to the ivy with a bullhorn and reck havoc. Where are you.
Just promise me you wont die... or hook up with an old asian lady playing slots
Cant promise that last part. I won't die though
That dog was the best thing i ever touched
Basically I don't wanna put on pants...but I'm stoked for drinking my face off tomorrow.
well after pounding on the ceiling for 5 mins i just went up there to tell them to shut up.. 2 hours later i'm naked, high, lying on their kitchen floor. it escalated so quickly
i'm about to be the still-drunkest person on the ellipticals
He's a 30 yr old man who voluntarily goes by Stevie and his job title is "Jumbotron Operator". There's a 97.5% chance he lives in his mom's basement. STOP THIS NOW!!!
We should have a mid-burrito sex-break, too. Just so we don't get too full all at once
Good point.
He kept telling me my vagina was a pleasure cave... I ended up just taking it as a complimetn
the police dropped me off. that's how my night went.
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