Astroglide: It's like Bengay for your ass.
question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
i have now learned nap means the same thing as sex in college
My mom asked what the mark on my neck was - I told her I burned it with a straightener.
She believed that the monsterous hickey on your neck was a burn?
well, not really. but then i reminded her that my sister has yet to take that pregnancy test and she conviniently forgot about my hickey
fuck he's narrating my life in a british voice make him stop im way too fucking high for this
My dick was out way too much saturday not to get laid
Between the dance party in the car and the distraction of the momma bear and two cubs im a cops wet dream roght now when comes to wreckless driving.
There seems no grander way to celebrate 420 than to smoke atop a mountain peak.
Let me refresh your memory. New Year's Eve in the back of my car you grabbed my hand and said feel my tumor on my butthole and at that moment I swear we were infinite
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
Some guys phone started vibrating on the tv. I answered mine. That's how high I am.
Just in case you forgot, last night you came home drunk and pissed all over my laptop. You owe me a laptop.
What's the policy on calling guys who have kids daddy...
Did he hurt you? I have a crowbar I can beat his sorry ass with
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