The last thing I remeber was convincing you to hide in the fridge, and then taking everything out and you not fitting.
grad school is all the worst parts of undergrad, without the binge drinking and bad decisions to make up for it
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
recycled a plan b box. kill a baby. save a tree.
She kept saying "I'm going to hell" the entire time we were fucking. I really wasn't sure what to do... so I agreed with her.
That was definitely the right answer.
If i evwr doyble fist jack daniels and smirnoff again, i hereby give you permission to take them both away grom me and give me and give me a glass of wat
Last night dinner was cinnamon buns and whiskey. At least tonight I had a fajita with my cookies and tequila. I may be a little stressed about these end of semester tests.
I put on slutty clothes under my normal clothes, im like fucking super slutwoman
Best superhero ever to exist
Happy Birhtday!
Dad, it's 3am and it's not my birthday... wherever you are, go home
This means I've slept with 2 ppl that live in vans...my life is complete
Is it possible to break your brain with drugs?
It's election day and I was just tied up with an American flag scarf
I finally figured out how to tighten my bra straps and I feel like a god
well ya only live once...
that cant be your answer for every horrible thing you do
I just got a text from a stranger offering to shave my asshole. I've been sober and out of town for a week, are you using my number as a dial-a-dumping again?
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