Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
pretty sure i saw you masturbating on chatroulette a minute ago. yes, i can recognize your cock
I THOUGHT I SAW YOU
He passed out so we kept throwing water on him, he got excited and asked if we were at the wave pool.
He looks like he has a penis
What the fuck
A good one, a good penis
He may or may not be blacked out. We put him to sleep in the community bathroom. He's wrapped in your blanket and he's already puked on it twice. Using your blanket was my idea. Maybe next time you'll ask before taking my vodka.
I just figured out, there are 9 children in this world that I can look at in the face and say "I fucked your mom."
If you get me so fucked up I can't use the microwave , I'm going to be so mad at you
If a hot cougar texts u and says "back massage, blow job".... you show the fuck up.
Then you bent down and whispered, "excuse me mr. Stair, could you please stop moving?"
you literally stared at me for three minutes and then said "hey this tequila isn't gonna drink itself, boss"
I just wanna suck his dick on my balcony ya know
My loniness meter has reached its peak. I just played shadow puppets using my Big Mac on the wall with my cats
He came so fast i dont think he got it all the way in. He apologized and gave me his favorite baseball card.
I am dancing alone in my bathroom because I was paranoid the neighbors were watching through the windows
But we have bathrooms and they dont
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