He told me they were just razor bumps!
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
Okay wait let me power puke and then we can go dancing
Because of his penis, I can't even look at a hot dog
I drunk dialed my ex-boyfriend last night. He was sitting next to my new boyfriend. Shoot me in the face.
Pretty sure I scared him off for good. The lesbian in me is ecstatic.
i am bringing shame upon my ancesors with my weak liver valhalla will never accept me
do you remember in the middle of fleeing from the cops you stopped in the middle of the road to make out with quail man?
I used the hope and guess method to figure out who I slept with last night.
So Bodhi just sent me a pic of someone's balls with a message that says "I hope you all have a ballin' night." I don't even know what level of friendship to call this anymore.
Oh my god.
The ballsiest level.
there may have been a blood oath never to speak of it again...only reason i can think of as to why there was a 1 inch bloody cut on my right boob
Saw the guy I once slept with, he was buying Beer and shit tone of diapers. Glad to see how 2016 will turn out.
You could at least care enough to fake an orgasm for me.
whoevers yellow car is in your driveway right now... i plan to steal. just an FYI
Hi. I have frying pans taped to my feet. I achave to go the hospital, theyre on pretty tight. Can't feel legs bring me juice
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