I know, he also has a fancy car to make up for his tiny penis
I just pynch a tree in the face
I'm smoking weed out of a trumpet
I just did a slip and slide down the hall way of my apartment building
Tie
Someone obviously heard us on their way to class. They stopped at my door and started singing afternoon delight.
I don't know if you realize how depressing it is to get your card denied....when you're only spending $4.
he just ordered a side of pineapple and winked at me. too much for a first date. come get me.
i dont care how hungover you are, go back to the frat house and get him. HE IS 11.
After Thursday my breakup "don't screw anybody out of respect" month will be over and I will be set loose. My pussy is purring with anticipation.
After what was supposed to be a one night stand I woke up to a message in my room wall written in marker "Kaitlin got it on in here" definitely a cock block down the road
I spent the morning naked in her roommates closet because her parents decided to come over after church..
She's really sweet and cute, but when she drinks, she becomes way too proud of her bush.
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
Doing shots with my high school valedictorian. Bucket list
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
I love how my parents bring water bottles filled with vodka on family trips
Randomize
