I'm gonna sleep with her just to prove to my roomate that shes a slut and he's wasting his time
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
So. She dumped me today.
Well, maybe you shouldn't have referred to going down on her as "Dumpster-Diving".
I remember three things: you falling down an entire flight of stairs, me stripping out of your Christmas one-sie to do cartwheels in my underwear, and people standing above me saying, "where did that bump on her head come from?"
Also, I was told I kept the antlers on the entire time. I'm deeming last night a success.
After i finished him. He goes "youre a champion"... Then whispers "forever"
Tommarow we shall sacrifice the freshmen to the sun god
Serious question: when you had my right nipple in your mouth, did my nipple ring have both of the balls on it, or was it missing one. Current situation: missing one.
HE'S LICKING FROSTING OFF OF THE EIGHTEEN YEAR OLD BOY
I just took three of the most beautiful hits of my life. As elegant and smooth and delicate and graceful as figure skating
Yeah, I'm just gonna try to repress that and remember him for his big dick and perfect jawline.
I told him to send me a dick snap for my birthday. To personalize it, he drew a candle coming out of the tip of it so I could blow it out.
Were you seriously humming twinkle twinkle little star while cupping my balls?
Just had a med school interview with that doctor I fucked in college. He remembered. Asked if I still have my nipple rings. Overall, I think it went well.
Do not, I repeat, DO NOT uncuff him no matter how much he begs. He knows what he did.
Thanks for letting me cross "getting high at park with children" off my bucket list
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