No fucking idea. Just paid for my chipotle in chocolate coins, though. Either there is a huge language barrier happening here, or my big boobs are finally paying off.
I think I'm going to make a pina klonopin before class.
my liver gets a handicap on account of the whole being diseased thing
Sorry about giving you those ripped gym shorts after my dog ate your pants, but after the awkard BJ incident I didn't plan on hearing from you again
I've come to the conclusion that the dicks in Arizona just don't have enough size for me.
The friend zone. He put me in the friend zone. But said he still wants me to suck his dick. I'm in the dick sucking friend zone and I want to die.
I'm kinda surprised he wouldn't be honored to take me back as a fuck buddy.
he fucked me wearing a cowboy hat and made grits after
We call him Texas for a reason.
Spotify knows me way to well. You mention swinger club and guess what it shuffles to? Danger Zone by Kenny Loggins
Well, we 69'd in the Jacuzzi. If that tells you the kind of night I had. Neither of us knew we could hold our breath that long. Deff. Most. Dangerous. Sex. Ever.
someday i'll meet a man and who loves me as much as i love getting drunk and starting fires
I woke up in a bush somewhere in Tucson with a full suit on. Great way to end my birthday.
I'm both gender and math confused
He looked so uninterested when the stripper was slapping him. Now his roommates are harassing me about how crazy our sex must be.
It wasn't as awesome as they lead everyone to believe. No stripper. Ran out of booze. The chipmunk. He was real.
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