Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
You don't give head? I'm offended and I don't even have a cock...
Note: footlong is not the password to the subway wi fi network.. p.s- im super high
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
So from the residue on my balls I think it was mashed potatoes she had in her mouth
Just wrestled a cop. He won my shorts. I won my freedom. In fishnets and army boots. still headed to the party. would appreciate pants, but not necessary.
There should be a rule.......that if you have a small penis you must wear a hat with propellers on it so you can fly the hell off the planet.
IM NOT TALKING TO YOU UNTIL YOU MAKE A PROCLAMATION YOU LOVE ME MORE THAN TACOS
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
My general physician told me i have the emotional capacity of a 2 year old, While he refilled my xanax prescription. That's service!
Did I, at any point last night, say I was dying?
I'm literally rolling on acid for the first time during Thanksgiving. Help me.
From what I remember I had fun, until I threw up, and lost my shoes..
I didn't want to shower, so I shaved my legs in the pool . That drunk .
There's a little game I've come up with since the mess of a party I had; it's called "tinsel or condom wrapper? (or: what's that on the floor?)"
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