I'm on a mission to free the leash kids. Like liberating the Israelites from Egypt. Only better.
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
I would really like to get high with Bill Nye. I'm being dead serious. Every step I take is literally a step I take because it will take me closer to Science Guy high.
We could get him to build Inspector Gadget.
I didn't know you were high TOOOO!!!
i just discovered a movie that charlize theron is a sex addict. i think my prayers have been answered
i think its awesome that according to your mom i'm your friend that caught on fire.
I wasnt that drunk. Throwing the table off the third story was totally logical.
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
You turned to me, winked, whispered "man the harpoons" and walked out with the fat chick
my brain is opting to stay half drunk rather than relearn how to think. the rest of me is in no position to argue.
this one kid was speed-mumbling about putting broccoli in the printer
Well while you were being a dick I was taping back together a cougars broken heart
It's okay I didn't send any nudes tonight so we are safe *inserts photo of a baseball umpire doing the safe signal*
I don't know what she did to me last night, but the scratches on my back indicate that I had sex with a Bengal tiger last night.
Verdict: uncircumcised.
Well, I have no idea where my underwear is, so yea I would say it was a good weekend.
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