Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
What's your middle initial? I need it for the census. I put us down as "unmarried partners."
Oh my god... you're gay. Ps, its A.
No no. According to the 2010 US Census, we're gay.
I'm wearing boardshorts as underwear to work. This is bachelorhood
The first clue should've been that he literally had shit in his hair. How does that even happen?
No. And Marissa said shitting in the handicap bathroom at work does not get you into the club. You have to shit yourself. She said.
Wondering when "babysitting" formed into "sleeping on the couch for five hours nursing a hangover and giving the kids Nyquil."
he said good things come in small packages and I decided to hook up with someone else
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
He told me he deactivated his facebook because his girlfriend caught him wackin it to my profile picture.
10 points to you
Some girl just walked passed me, said "fuck yeah!" and is now crawling up the stairs
30% sure Kevin and I just adopted a cat. Talk to me when the sun's up but I really feel like that's a thing.
You've slept with someone mentioned in the NY Times, that officially makes you the most famous person I know.
i got a dick pic last night and the mother fucker had a Jesus picture in the background.
Your vagina must be outstanding or have a secret entrance to Narnia if someone is will to fly from Texas for one night of it.
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