GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
Tbell employee was shuffling through my bag, calling off each item i ordered to make sure it was all there. I stopped him halfway through with "guy, don't worry, I'm high as shit, I'll eat anything."
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
Stuck behind a lady in her 70's purchasing a plastic handle of vodka and nothing else. She is writing a check. Hello future.
Hashbrowns don't come out your nose as easily as you would think
At what point were we discussing suction-cupping a dildo to the wall?
It'll be just me and my penis against the world.
well don't blame me. sometimes vibrators go missing and people get angry. these things happen
I puked and rallied in front of a cop...and then waved at him....
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
I just set an alarm for 5 am tomorrow morning titled "Wake and Bake Its Christmas motherfucker"
This is why people in Buffalo die of heart attacks. This and wings
It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.
There is a couple fucking in the outback bathroom and at first I thought it was sick but than I remembered my Outback fantasy with you and decided I can't pass judgements.
I feel like I have the I just lost my virginity face and everyone at the grocery store knows it.
Randomize
