O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
do you have any idea why i woke up naked spooning my toaster?
I never Thought the day id see a chick shove a 2liter up her vag. that happened last night
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
We just built a bong out of a pineapple. I am never leaving hawaii. Ever.
Fuck him. I'll set him on fire for you. Then we'll see how good of a firefighter he is.
Dude its 315 and I'm sitting here eating slices of cheese. Don't talk to me about tomorrow.
if i find out your the one who pierced my belly button im going to fuck your sister again
Its 10:23 on a monday morning and im craving jello shots, this is a problem
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
Well I'll be shitfaced all day the 4th in honor of this great nation... but I'm down for drunken camping/nature fucking on the 5th
So, it's been almost 3 months and and I still dont know her last name. That's gotta be a record.
I couldn't think of the word "bath" so instead I told him I was marinating in soapy water
Current state of being: shivering like a new born kitten on the bathroom floor
I just washed down my antidepressant with some pineapple wine. I'm the picture of mental health this holiday season
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