i dont nkow, theres a guy slesping next to me and im wearing 8 tsthirts? wtf happened last night? will you come get me.
i think im in thre room next to you
turns out I still hate jay leno...even at 10pm.
how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
I only have two new blunt burns this year as opposed to freshman year's 6. This is growing up.
I'm about to tackle a 10 year old off a sea doo
It got kind of awkward when her dad brought home a 20 something asian girl at 3am
I scrubbed the bathroom, smoked a bowl, and gave myself 3 orgasms. If the world ends today, I feel accomplished.
He wasn't lying when he said he was immune to pepperspray. He pretended it burned for like 12 seconds and told the cops he was kidding he was alright. We'll be there soon.
you're being fucking weird and i don't like it. text me when you're not being the after picture on a poster for rehab
Fell down the metal stairs and some guy tried to fight me after you left. I fell asleep with cadbury eggs in my mouth too.
First memory of my senior year: Going into registration still drunk from last night.
it would be a downgrade if your vagina tasted like skittles
I just fucked her in her boyfriends bathroom... he was in the room sleeping.
At one point of the night i was standing at the bar and 3 of them had their hands down my pants, they were like thumb wrestling for it.
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
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