Who faxed a picture of their penis to the office printer?!
Best part of failing a semester of college: not having to buy books next semester. I can drink to that
Standards? I'm sitting on his couch eating microwaved ramen wearing his wife's t-shirt. I don't remember what having standards even feels like.
Ive waited a long time for a girl with prescriptions like yours.
This is the guy I made out with and it made me think of my dad. Let's never talk about it again.
He may not be fully over his current wife yet. But wait until I show him my tits in his office at the end of the day tonight.
Oh god now he thinks I'm into him because I've been staring at him trying to figure out what animal he looked like
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
PS: bike ride of shame at 7am includes riding by kids waiting for the school bus #classy
Dude, do you think he'd be pissed if he found out that I always reference him as my starter husband?
this is the second night in a row i've fucked a guy i met on craigslist. and it wasn't even a post for sex. i posted a housing ad. A HOUSING AD
a reward? ill think of something
if its not drugs or food I swear to god ill throw a fit
I can see. My condolences to your vagina.
I have a mild substance abuse problem, but I'm still a functioning member of society. America.
Omfg I just White Claw shamed a Girl Scout Cookie mom and I feel SO BAD.
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