i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i still was a whore
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
Too soon.
Im about to have a threesome, Ill pay you twenty bucks to go clean my room. Just throw it all in the closet.
I thought making out with his sister would be a great way of meeting him. But it backfired.
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
He thought I was flirting with him but really I just needed someone to hold me up.
I guess he was telling a totally normal story about being a lifeguard and I wouldn't stop screaming "THAT'S LUDICROUS" at random intervals.
i just remember explaining why my socks were better than everyone elses.
How the fuck did we end up at a strip club last night.. We started the night playing bingo at a church
I crawled to the bathroom this morning there were cornpops scattered on the floor? What was I doing last night?
I would have wore underwear last night if I knew I had to change a tire this morning
if you want the landscaping job, the uniform is a speedo. no exceptions.
Don’t drink the Bloody Mary - it’s vodka and salsa.
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