OH MY GOD! I just remembered how we ended our bar time last night: picking up and drinking random drinks that ppl had left. wtf is wrong with us?! that's so ghetto!
No. You're kidding.
I am not. I wish I were. I speak the truth.
Well I'm going to a gay club in my banana suit. You should come. My bro is going as a pirate. I don't know if there's a theme.
Me hooking up with her is like rush being president. Bad news.
I don't remember much but I know I looked hot.
Just bought all my wine for the weekend with a check at 11am. I'm almost judging myself.
i woke up this morning and saw her in my bed and i said to myself, I think I might have a drinking problem.
I'll give you $10 to get a dick pic with a gecko on it.
My week is over as of 8pm tonight, and I'm herpes free...Let's rage
YET AGAIN, my financial planning for 2013 consists MOSTLY of eating chipotle as "brain food" and drinking Heavily before the Jeopardy contestant test.
Had sex with one of the guys from Ireland. Celebrating st pattys early.
so i might have figured out why that girl isn't talking to me...I'm 90% confident I didn't give her a pillow when she stayed over >.>
He has blue eyes of sex and i am powerless against them
Doesn't tell me where my computer chair went but good to know
That was the night I passed out and someone threw chicken at me. SORRY I wasn't available to cockblock you from that Hispanic dude.
I threw up in my 8 AM. Morale is low.
I love how my parents bring water bottles filled with vodka on family trips
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