Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
im gonna call it quits for tonight... I am so drunk I dont even have the motor skills to masturbate
Dude I broke my bong in half this morning. I kicked it as I was jerking off. I would never hide anything from you.
Well, that's a 3 inch weight lifted off of my vagina
We decided to leave the bar after we shattered a glassand then drive to steal a baby pool for our water festivities tomorrow
Life lesson today, a six foot hot guy I meet at a party CANNOT fit on my bike with me.
I dunno what he did but it both burns and feels amazing to pee
i think god would be more upset with me for turning down such a beautifully crafted cock than he would for me liking girls
its like a catch 22, sucks that you've stopped, but its like a vagina high five
Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
I basically have the attention span of a ferret on meth when it comes to men
I just went on etsy and my personalized suggestions on the page were either kinky sex restraints or baby things. I feel like etsy just summarized my life.
I'm just blindly tossing my dick into whatever comes my way.
He has a bear rug in his room. I'm going to ask if we can have sex on it. Wilderness sex.
He asked me to describe my life outside work. I responded with "Home-wrecker.
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