This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
I WAS a history major. I also WAS a functioning human being. Fuck gin.
We went to Denny's and he threatened to fight an entire high school track team by himself
that man is just a bundle of powerful magic and poor judgment
I'm wearing spiderman underwear, the question is what am I NOT capable of
The party invite said "this ain't no lame stoplight party, you come to hookup or you don't come" I feel like their honesty deserves out attendance
Not to mention having our pick at the ensuing sausagefest
YOU ARE THE WORST TRAVEL AGENT! THIS IS A SINGLES CRUSE FOR SENIORS. THEY ALL THINK IM THE FUCKING WAITRESS JUST CAUSE IM BLACK!!!
Could you imagine living in a city where bartenders are available by 1:30 AM
I'd have like 4 kids by now and at least one std
That dude with the beard walked up to me, turned my water into wine with everclear and kool-aid, and walked away. Pretty sure drunk Jesus is back.
So I spent all night thinking my bed was floating down a river and telling the cats to get on the bed because they were going to float away. Percocet is strong shit.
but I have boobs. I'm not going to buy my own drinks at the bar like some kind of fucking animal.
90% sure the total babe I have been talking to all night has a kid. Ugh, so sad right now.
Im so high
I have a bag of frozen peas on my vagina. If you want to talk about real problems.
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