I don't think brook has ever known best
Revelation of the day. Bulimia is dumb. Anorexia is easier.
You suck.
im dressed up like a present. waiting for someone to unwrap me ;)
this is your brother
i just used a pokemon card to do blow. i need an adult. now.
when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
...She just said, "We've been blessed with good drugs lately."
first party of the semester tomorrow. thinking of wearing a huge sign that says "my summer was good" to avoid the 67 questions and get straight to drinking
Just told my boss I wasn't coming in to work because of a serious case of blue balls. Totally made having them worth it.
Should I go sleeveless of strapless?
Hmmm, it doesn't matter. You're gonna be topless by the end of it.
my last search of the night was "the physics of green eggs and ham" what the fuck
woke up and somehow me leather belt got torn in half. either we partied with the hulk or some chick just could not wait to see my dick. probably the former tho
I'm so drunk. Remember me this way.
I knocked over his glass and he yelled "Oh no the boxed wine!" and slurped it off the coffee table. Then he showed me how to mix maple syrup, Jameson, and coffee. My family is better than your family.
For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
Randomize
