just shaved my legs at the gas station bathroom before going to the club. is that too ghetto?
Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
I gave up sex for lent.
I guess that means I'm postponing our date until after Easter.
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
First I must say that I am disappointed to learn that you knowingly have trashy friends with whom you've not hooked me up.
I refuse to go to this wedding alone, or sober. Practice drunk-walking in heels and a Bridesmaid dress begins tonight.
after that, he'll be sure to remember me. i'll probably forget him, but that's the way it should be.
Jsyk, in serious talks of trading blowjobs for soup in bed. I'm sober
He snapchatted me his dick and he's circumcised....BRB going to hug his Mom
Muscle is literally tearing itself off of my shins. No I am not going on another bar crawl with you.
I'll pay?
Pick me up at 9.
I sent you a snap of me in the bath, and you sent me a snap of a taco. An actual taco.
I wonder how long it will take her to realize that I peed in her night stand.
Look, his dick is so good at being a dick that it makes me see God. And I don't even believe in God.
I just want to trace his tattoos with my tongue
First aid class means get dry humped by moderately attractive college students during heimlich maneuver training.
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