if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
just tell him i said nine months
Im drinking a beer thats called vuuve which is boobs in begian. I think my life is complete.
where does the pee come out of this thing
i have one hour to talk myself into enjoying giving him a blow job when i get home
new excercise plan: walk a mile get a bj then walk a mile home
You bring the bicep workout. I'll bring the unscented gentle products. We'll both bring our penises.
Now that my 6 day bender is behind me, I just realized I might have been the one who took a shit in our mailbox that past few days.
Today's been pretty great, I went and bought the new Batman for the sole purpose of masturbating to Bane
Mistakes were made. Hot mistakes that I want to make again. But tapping your employee is def a mistake. Esp in front of two other employees.
Just puked in my hallway. Good start to a great night
You don't know how emotionally damaged I am from crashing into that park maintenance van. I'll never ride a bike because of it.
And then he said he wanted to "get really weird with me on my horse." I took that as he wants to fuck me while riding my horse. Could be a good time.
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
Drunk me also decided it would be funny to change all the passwords on my computer last night. Now I can't log into anything.
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