So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
He offered me a ride home but i walked. He lives by an elementary school so a 10 yr old safety officer helped me across the street during my walk of shame
I just had some guy offer to eat me out on my lunch break... I think single life is getting better everyday
Dude, this guy showed up with a 40 and stayed for two days. I want that lack of responsibility
She almost killed me. The shot she handed me had tacks in it. Wtf?!
Look man, sometimes you just gotta say "Sure! Why not? I can always take a shower afterwards"
Dave when you find that upper decker at your house its from me but its for Jill not you
whatever the appropriate amount of shots is to consider drunken acrobatics a good idea was a few less than I actually had
Was it you who made out with a toothless guy last night?
FYI, announcing your arrival at jail with "Hi,yes, I'm checking in? I believe I've reserved a bed, a 2 night stay this weekend?" is, in fact, frowned upon
How was the party last night?
I'm dangerously close to shitting myself.
Just took a piss in some random bushes in a traffic jam and had to sprint back to the car. I'm a boss.
It wasnt until i started dancing that i realized i pissed myself dude. I dont think shes gonna call me back.
GOD DAMN IT I COULD HAVE HAD A MOTHERFUCKING 3 WAY LAST NIGHT. WHY BOOZE, WHY?!
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