is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
scratch lunch, i just found about 7 more dicks drawn on my back
someone just sent me a bong wrapped in christmas paper in the mail. signed 'santa'.
I am assuming I was his dirty Mardi Gras mistake and I can live with that
I picked the lock on the bathroom door and sang him a song while he pooped. Why is he mad?
its not you its me. and by that i mean i am more interested in having random one night stands with random hot girls then having the same normal sex with u.
After giving a back rub to someone in the bathroom of the theater, he ripped an "employees must wash hands" sign off the wall to prove that he could and proceeded to hang it up in his house.
we're meeting twins and drinking tequila. i love life
Well I found out I was essentially dumped and replaced by a hipster and apparently offered a girl $95 to go out with me. In the spirit of the Olympics I will not be spending any time on the medal stand.
They said you bought the guy a shot and was talking about being Greek and then all of the sudden just puked all in their pitcher of beer and got kicked out of the bar.
Any chance I can buy my dignity back with $45?
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
Her tramp stamp said call me maybe. You should have run for the nearest decontamination shower immediately.
Pretty sure I got pink eye from the strip club. There is also still beer cans rattling around in my shower.
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