Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
It's official. I'm a squirter. Wasn't a one time thing.
I think he may have overheard our "how much coke would you fuck me for" conversation last night...
OMG HAIR ON HIS DICK. HAIR ON HIS DICK AS IN GROWING OUT OF HIS DICK. HAIR.
well considering we left the bathroom with the mirror off the wall, a bloody nose, and clothes all messed up they assume im just a coke whore now..
Woke up this morning in a randoms bed clutching an airplane ticket. God I hope I'm still in the country
I'm gonna make a therapist very happy and very wealthy this semester.
Bring one of those heart stabber things in case you go into shock. I'll jab you.
apparently they stopped looking at spit swabs under the microscope in bio ever since they found a sperm cell in one students sample
Just wanted to say, I appreciate your bravery in having read receipts
Never thought having a box of Cheerios could get me laid. My new lucky charm hello girl in 2B
FUCK IM ABOUT TO GET A DICK PIC IN THE LIBRARY
We kind of crashed their funeral party. Oops.
Remember the golden rule, wine is for baths, and beer is for showers.
The best thing about last night is when drunk Lauren asked cop if she could smoke a joint in front of him. And next thing I remember she’s smoking weed with a cop. How awesome is that.
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