: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
Swine flu. Run for my life!
Just seen on a tshirt : "fake titties taste funny"
I'm at a Rock of Love themed party. New high? New low? I can't tell.
Wait. Scratch that. It's not themed. These girls are just sluts.
i woke up, turned over, and noticed an assortment of knives stuck in my wall. i should prob stop drinking
I saw he had me in his phone as "the fat twin"
There was a staple in my grits at waffle house last night. My knees are bruised as hell. And I puked pink all over my bathroom. Gooood night.
Are you sighing at your phone and judging me right now?
You screamed "there will be blood" and punched some random guy in the face. So no, we can't go back to that bar.
This means I've slept with 2 ppl that live in vans...my life is complete
I didn't want to have shaved for no reason, so I told him I'd blow him if he would just come over and appreciate the smoothness of my legs.
She doesn't believe I only want to use you for sex. She has a much higher opinion of me than either of us do.
Hella random but just hear me out...A bar that is a petting zoo. Bitches love petting zoos.
If I die write a nice eulogy and bury me with my star wars bobbleheads
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