Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
Another f*ing night of vodka youporn and xanax. I need to get a goddamn life
3 great things that go great together... But not on a Friday night. Perfect on say... a Tuesday.
I kind of had a moment like that kid whose mom cancelled his WoW subscription, except I didn't try to shove a remote control up my own ass.
please come you make the beer taste better
For the record I fully support drunken you in most social situations... Just not charity events.
and i was just like oh shit i'm getting felt up by a 15 year old
He said he loved me so I pretended not to hear it because I don't think "I love your penis" was the response he was looking for.
I just feel as thought we should spend the day in which we celebrate relationships the same as how we started them. Drunken hook ups.
I don't know if I should be scared or excited that I can officially drink vodka on the rocks like it's 7up.
I'm in Burlington Coat Factory. This place'd be great if you were on E. There're so many textures...
I'm kinda hoping that if I rub the right object, a genie will come out
He cheated on me in real life. I can cheat at words with friends.
i'm hungover but need to study so i had a vodka orange juice, three ibuprofen and an adderall for breakfast. what up med school
what do we think the timeline is for when your liver will begin to revolt against your drinking habits?
Last night I drank three beers and threw up in a tree house. I am ashamed.
Hey, sorry I choked you last night... I was just really excited to see you.
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