She'll never know what hit her
I dunno. Girls tend to recognize ball-to-chin contact.
just tell her a well fed dog doesnt stray far from the porch, and if that doesnt work just keep fucking her sisters
You were doing karaoke. Then you screamed "SHOUTOUT TO ADAM LAMBERT" and started making out with the very surprised looking guy next to you.
u kept pointing at random guys and making quacking or mooing sounds.
I just realized that my phone was set to Brazilian time...what the fuck happened last night
I'm currently making some changes in my life. If you don't hear from me anymore, then you're probably one of them. Or I'm dead.
Because he's your one night stand I shouldn't feel obligated to extend social media to him
I fucked a guy that's in Sports illustrated. I'm officially ready for college.
You paid a stripper $40 to choke me out last night.
Halfway through she said I was exactly like she imagined. So many things have been stroked this night.
Totally just railed SuperGirl for my birthday. Best Girlfriend EVER!
so I was eating out this girl who was wearing my pirate hat In an alley behind the bar last night and some girl walks up and takes a picture. apparently we had a crowd of about 10 and it turned her on so she just didn't tell me
By 9 pm this evening I'll have accomplished smashing with two different guys in two different time zones in the same day.
Stay hydrated
Based on the conversation I'm going to assume you didn't close the deal.
It started going awry when I fell through a roof.
Help. Why am I so naked?
Randomize
