Well whatever you do have, it sure worked on me.
A Penis?
But when he came on my stomach I noticed how tan I was!
im sleeping in a hamic at a mansion. best hangover ever
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
You are literally throwing a tangerine right now. Beer pong is not played this way
I didn't know whether to laugh at the fact that a dog bit his balls or throw up cause my dad was telling me a story involving his balls.
she broke up with me the week she got divorced. maybe I should grab a beer with her ex
If by "Are you drunk?" you mean "Did you just faceplant in the checkout line at Target?" the answer is yes.
I just want to be like i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it
I can't get the smell of burned penis out of the house
lol hangovers are for mortals.
when u match a guy bc he's from Oregon & he's trying to flirt, shut up i just want to talk about trees
I'll do anything with you, except downhill sports and butt stuff.
Am I the only one who finds it completely appropriate to pre-game our Brazilians?
i really love you but i feel kinda dumb about it
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