it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
does the new i-phone have a pregnancy test app?
I think hes settled down now. He's just licking the walls and the windows.
He woke me up for a 10am bootycall. he was already drunk when he got here and when we were fucking, bagpipes started playing amazing grace outside of my window!! I love Boston on st. Patties day!!
holy fuck that shirt looks so good on him, it was like he was born with it on. that shirt deserves a blow
we got her to the bathroom intime. all she could say was 'now my bladder is empty just like my soul'
My motherfucking vibrator ran out of batteries right when I was about to orgasm. It's like he's possessed everything sexual in my life and has compelled it to NOT SATISFY ME.
I'm going to crush up my last 7 Percocets into a fine powder and toss my popcorn in it.
I don't need to know how horny your mother is, hun.
I've been here 20 minutes and a sweaty naked man has kissed me on the cheek.
Yeah man, you were grinding with his wife, I wouldn't be worried about it
I didn't know I was invited to an orgy.
Still, being medically ordered to stuff things in your vagina is amazing.
I don't know how much expertise I could offer. My best advice is, "don't drown, for god's sake don't drown"
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