Get here now. This is going to be possibly my most dangerous idea ever, and I'm the guy who challenged a hobo to a breakdance fight.
surprisingly enough, it isn't that uncomfortable to have sex with a heart monitor on
we woke up to him feeding us cheetos at 3am. and by feeding i mean shoving them in our mouths and saying "i mean who doesn't like cheetos"
He told the cop he was underage, handed the cop his ID, and the police report read "I then informed the suspect that he was not, in fact, underage"
at wine tasting. Can i cleanse my Palate with a frito?
You know what my problem is? I'm like a machine designed for the sole intention of removing the pants from damaged girls.
He stole all of his parent's vodka WHILE they were in the room, and then opened the window and snuck out. I was watching from my truck
You're 31, how do you still outdrink all these college kids?
Practice, Irish genes, and a lack of desire to live past 40. But mostly practice.
I feel like Jeremy snapchattong while we're fucking is a perfect example of our generation..
I just had a twenty minute discussion about endangered breed dog breeding with an Extremely drunk guy
So many questions...
saying, "have a good fall!" After fucking a virgin boy is good etiquette, right?
If you keep giving me that glorious dick ill bake you some cookies
The taste of regret at 8am, yup that taste is Jack Daniel's
I banged a marine last night. No wonder everybody respects them.
I just want a guy who makes lots of money, has a skilled penis and the sex drive of a 22 year on Viagra. Is that too much to ask?
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