I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
I thought she was going to get passionate and throw her on the bed and fuck her, but she just started breaking stuff.
That's the thing about women.
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
look up what dreaming that you're in a lesbian relationship with a manatee means.
You're going to have to tell him your name isn't Ivor McTruckson eventually.
This guy just asked me to stab his arm with my keys to make sure he wasn't dying.
He's not actually Jewish. Turns out he just wears the yarmulke to cover his bald spot.
I kind of want to throw a lot of things at him. Mostly blunt, heavy objects.
Drove by a cop already pulling someone over and toasted him with my bong
It's 4 in the afternoon........
How'd the date with the redheaded dentist go?
She didn't like my gingervitis joke
I don't want his dick, I want his flame thrower!!
Until you've snorted cocaine at 6am before your nursing school clinicals birthing babies you're not on my level
Sorry for face licking, I probably won't do it again.
Also, I love cats. I sat on the floor and they sat with me.
I have serious attachment issues. I just realized how long its been since ive smoked out of my bong and I feel guilty for dis owning it this week
so i might have slept on your bathroom floor last night...
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