why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
I feel like our bond is deeper now that we're both sleeping with married men. now we're really bffls
There's a good chance a guy sucked off my right earring last night
Im on the side of I-10 covered in sweat, cookie dough, hollandaise sauce, onion gravy, and ground beef wondering how my life I ended up here
I just masturbated to a Jock Jams cd. What have you done today?
In times of desperation, never...NEVER put green apple scented hand sanitizer on your vagina.
Moments after comforting her about her boyfriend issues I found myself in the other room showing him my tits.
The typical response to someone smacking their vodka soaked hand on your face is not to put your face in their crotch
I may quit my job to go be a costumed Jedi at Disneyland.
He literally just peed in a trash can in our room. It didn't even have a bag in it
Three of my exes and one of my exes' brothers have hit me up and it's only been a week. I hate semester break.
You know how I said I hit my head so hard I saw two of him and tried to make out with both? Well, it turns out he has a twin.
Hey I'm trying to get back with my ex I'mm done doing whatever we were doing I hope things workout for you
Weird flex but ok.
Im drunk taking pregnancy tests with this really hot girl...i dont know what is happening
That is our entire relationship. We match bowls and give each other head. What more could you possibly want?
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