oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
I mean can we take a second to high five on our sex life? I love us.
She refered to her bed as the "cockpit"....I understand that this morning.
I was also standing on my bed with a road cone pounding on the ceiling at 3am. Not sure why
at one point i was feeding a guy sour cream chips and he made me make the "choo choo" noise as they were going in. \ni feel so much closer to him now.\n
i'm half naked talking to a cat. you don't have to justify your life to me.
You looked up at me and said "I'm getting a mattress made out of this SHIT. Goodbye certa hellllllllo concrete!" then you started counting sheep
Yo plow her in the living room were all outside tommy wants to see
I'm seeing double so when I get home can we have a threesome?
Haha ohman remember when I peed in your blender? Gotta love college.
YOU DID WHAT???
he sent me the greatest dick pic I've ever received.
he actually took the time to cut a fingertip off of a glove then put it on his dick like a beanie. he called it hipster dick.
For what it's worth, I didn't think that hitting you with a crowbar as hard as I did would break your arm like that. You should drink more milk.
My body looks like ricotta cheese had a vacation
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
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