Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
i just posted a lake picture of you with a dead fish in your mouth. happy july 5th.
She is my favorite of all the girls you have fucked. Other than me.
I just fired a shotgun out of the back of a truck going 60. i am going to miss oregon.
i swear to god her finding her clit was like looking for a sock in a dryer full of beach towels
At what number of girls whose last names are stored in your phone book as drinking establishments does it become excessive?
It's been decided..lingerie is an investment. You get free breakfast and cab rides out of it.
Please ignore everything I told you about my girlfriends vagina last night.
When we were fucking he said and I quote "we're like a sex fajita"
I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
OMG BTW REMEMBER HOW HE ORDERED PIZZA THAT ONE TIME WE HOOKED UP. APPARENTLY HE WAS HANDING IT OUT TO PEOPLE WHO LIVE IN MY BUILDING AS HE WAS LEAVING
I also tried to solve my dog's itching problem with crystal healing. I'm so high, dude.
I just rubbed amethyst all over him and kept saying 'no bites.'
I do believe that seeing camel toe in leopard print pants at Walmart is the closest I will ever come to going on a safari
I told the American that we should start banging in Canada incase I get hurt and have to go to the hospital.. is that rude to say?
My vagina likes him more than I do, but I’m going to follow her lead and see what happens
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