IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
my brother is about to go smoke a joint outside... he's preparing his munchies on the counter beforehand. I admire his responsibility.
We had sex after spending two hours in the drunk tank. It was really deep and meaningful
i just peed with my friends in your backyard... do you still live here
I'll just tell her I'm here with you picking out a buttplug for her to say "I'm sorry".
I feel like everything in this room is sweating
Drunk and alone at a magic show is what my life has become without you
I don't care what you say, the fact that he's a drag queen with the same shoe size as me is reason enough to date him
it's pretty awkward texting you how much I want to suck your cock when I have my mom on speakerphone.
On my way
i was thinking shit as she was saying it. it was a sarcasm time loop
See? I told you no boy in roller skates could be entirely straight.
We smoked a huge blunt and then laid in bed naked eating strawberry shortcake good humor bars. We have the perfect relationship.
OH MY GOD REMEMBER ALL THAT I LOVE NEW YORK I DVRED BECAUSE I JUST DID
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
Dude I had my dad cock block me once
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