then for some reason i googled "how much to buy a cannon"
his dad told me thanks for making his little boy a man at breakfast this morning
We turned everything surrounding BP and the oil leak into a "that's what she said" drinking game. We've been drunk for a month
Just think, if your stepsister would've gotten knocked up 2 years earlier, she could've had a TV show. What a bitch.
fyi gin and iced coffee...not my greatest invention
Sorry I tried to blow your roommate in your room. I felt more at home there.
we kept pushing you at the prospective students saying go for it, itll make them want to come here
you kept yelling THIS ONES FOR THE ADMISSIONS OFFICE and then youd go in for the kill
It's like split custody, only he's not a kid and they have sex with him.
My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
Tried to ride the mechanical bull pants less, got punched for making out with some lesbians wife, and you tipped the bartender with a can of skoal.
I regret nothing
I'm going to make "gut the love salmon" a common slang term for sex. Spread the word.
And fyi howling is not an acceptable form of communication.
Only you two could pull off a partner swap with honeymooners
Chili is not acceptable fuck buddy food.
You don't understand. This boy has the Mona Lisa of cocks.
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