I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
you don't remember? you called me at 330 crying because you were in the middle of having sex with corey and forgot his name. all you kept saying was i'm a drunk bitch.
Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
you humped every kiosk in the store. then you asked for an application.
she was passed out on the moving sidewalks in the airport, we NEED to travel more often
I drank myself into bisexuality again.
I just want you to know if you wake up tomorrow morning and wreak of mustard, I was not involved.
She called all of my friends to find out where I was last night. 7 out of ten said their place.
he's just a really huge penis that sells weed
Going to the beach. Greeting Sandy with a blunt. Wish us luck!
I'm pmsing and only have one functional foot
this is gentle reminder #1 not to forget to bring the vibrator when you come
IT WAS JUST SO LITTLE AND AWKWARDLY FLOPPING BACK AND FORTH
...okay, you can't just say 'masturbating llama' and not explain yourself
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