Blackout barefoot maybe pregnant
Good decisions....
Just got blue box Mac and cheese things are looking up
Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she can't stop having the shits.
I wanna fuck padma even more now that she's preggers. Is that sick?
Yes but- 100% agreed
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
thanks for at least making it out of the pool before you threw up
I guess he was telling a totally normal story about being a lifeguard and I wouldn't stop screaming "THAT'S LUDICROUS" at random intervals.
Yeah he's definitely gonna feel that one when he wakes up. I beat the shit out of him with that broom handle.
The intern claims someone glued plastic eyeballs to his penis last night. He going to show everyone in the conference room at 3pm. There is a $5 cover charge.
Some guy walked in while I was taking a piss and asked me if I knew of a back way out of the bar. He looked pretty freaked out.
I'll ask around, all of my friends have girlfriends now for the most part though so they're all dead inside
May the power of my ass compel you!!
Suffice to say, I think if people ask about your bruises, and you look them right in the eye, and say "they're from fucking...", people would be like, "respect."
Is it too much to ask for 10 minutes of privacy while I masturbate?
I FOUND A VIBRATOR IN MY BABY BROTHERS ROOM. IM FREAKIN OUT MAN ITS BIGGER THEN MINE
put it back and chill out ok
NO FUCK HES 15 WHO EVEN SOLD HIM THAT HES A BABY
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