do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
I got oddly confused when she started talking in third person in bed.
Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
dude i woke up in a pile of chocolate chips. this has to stop happening
Washing the last semen-stained shirt you have really solidifies a breakup. It just got real.
MISSING: One left eyebrow. Reward if returned.
There was a photo of his face glued to a lifesize Kim Kardashian cutout. By the end of the night he was doing shots out of medicine cups and making everybody hug it goodbye.
I can't let him end my perfect streak. HE USED TO BE FAT
Dude it's bad when your 10 year old son makes fun of your penis size.
I didn't think four grown drunk men could cuddle on a twin size bed, but we found a way.
There is a man playing a trumpet at this brunch and I hate life. Too hungover for this. Send help ASAP.
I WANT BLOOD. HERS. I WILL DYE A FABULOUS PAIR OF SUEDE PUMPS RED WITH HER BLOOD.
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
Best night if my life? Time I got eaten out in the backseat of a M5 while eating White Castle. Then he fucked me. Perfect
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