ID DO HER
SHE HAS LUMPS OF DEODORANT IN HER ARMPIT, I THINK ONE FELL IN YOUR DRINK
there were more penises there than on chat roulette
Well now I have my semen on her headphones
Tried to bribe the bartender with wedding cake. Felt bad for not giving her a tip.
She is wasted and this random lady got her to suckle milk from her tit
The sun and I are not on speaking terms this morning
They tried to dine n dash at dennys and the waiter jumped on their car and broke their windshield
That's what jaeger bombs out of teacups will do to you.
im glad im back to a point in my life where i have enough sex to sometimes be offered and be like naw im good.
I spent a good part of the night in a bear hat claiming I'd changed spieces
How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
We were wearing togas. So having sex was really easy to do without taking any clothes off.
You ever sit back and realize our friendship is based off us ranting at each other with random animal photos thrown in
I just want to trace his tattoos with my tongue
Looks like taco salad for lunch. I may have died and gone to be better circle in hell than I thought.
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