dude, your ex-bf is on match.com
details on that.
well, his profile doesn't say anything about herpes.
I cant date a girl that sucks dick at sucking dick
I wish i could call my weed and hear it ring. That's how i found my phone.
I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
I woke up to you in just boxers at my door at 7a.m. with you saying how many squrriels you counted on the walk back, then you made me penis shaped pancakes
And there are taco shells on the ceiling fan
She told me she's going to buy a projector so she can watch porn on her ceiling...I'm telling you man this chick is going places
I got stood up on a date. They are singing "dancing with myself" on karaoke in my honor.
He said the last thing he remembered thinking was: 'Why is this vagina spinning?' Too drunk sex is no ones friend.
Lets get coked out and steal a parrot this summer
Sigh. I haven't seen a dick since August 22nd. And in case you forgot, it's January.
Anyone who does not know who Paul McCartney is does NOT get to put hands in my pants
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
I guess we coulda said a little less mature audience and a little more e for everyone.
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