Me. At least after what I've been through.
i found a dude playing guitar on the portapotty
Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
This is one of the fundamental differences between you and I. If I found meat in a plastic bag, I wouldn't put it in my mouth.
I've decided the third guy that I slept with is who I lost my virginity to...
Brought 2 entire pizzas with to the bar, everyone loves us
You're a college freshman. Its your job to be pathetic. And drunk. But mostly pathetic
do you think she knows her nickname is brickface?
If her puking on your pool table is her sign of a good night, it's time to intervene.
I have a kicked-out-of-multiple-bars level hangover today
I just love that a strip club has taco Tuesday.
Whatever. I have his dick. Haha how many girls can say they have a dildo replica of a guy they were seeing
Cookies and nudity, all you need in life
This bitch goes out driving during the nor'easter to get her ass eaten.. that’s dedication
just played fuck the dealer and thunderstruck with my physics ta. he is the third ta that i have drank with this semester, i think i'm getting good at college
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