Midget sex pt 2 tonight
I just wish we had the ability to download food from our TVs.
i hate when u poo a lot and when u wipe theres no poopy residue on the TP. it makes me feel like my butt hole is hiding something from me. just had 2tell sum1.
Mac n' cheese is coming out of my nose. You can't make that feel better
New rule : you aren't allowed anything . Ever .
high as fuck. watching parent trap with my mom. keep missing my mouth.
Rolled in at 3:30am from the strip club, with all the screaming I did, Siri doesn't even recognize my voice this morning,
Though I feel a moral obligation to take you there, point out all of the male supervisors and slap you on the wrist and yell, "NO!!"
I even got my dealer to make gluten free special cookies ;-)
Like I feel like I use my high IQ for the wrong things
You're about to makeout with my vagina, I don't think she cares that you haven't brushed your teeth. Just get over here!
mom is telling me the setting in which I was conceived
did you know we used to have a pool?
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
If you're going to do that you're going to need a pleather suit.
Dude is PACKING. And yes I am holding up a cross and holy water and hissing like a pissed off goose.
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