shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
i wish that high-me and normal-me were two different ppl so that high-me could thank normal-me for setting out a feast before smoking
I wish that high-you wouldn't text me stupid shit at 3:30 in the morning
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
She just took off her shirt and jumped in the kiddie pool. We're not leaving.
He took me to the bathroom in the gay bar to "just cuddle." Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice...well...
When did you hit me on the head with a stool?
Idk, you were a drunk pirate that kept stealing pieces of people's costumes to keep as your booty.
That would explain all the random shit in my room...
My underwear are in the stairs so apparently I did take the dog out.
Sometimes you just have to have sex for a Netflix password.
NOTHING IN THE WORLD IS GOOD SOFT
NOT ICECREAM NOT DICKS
NOTHING
I yelled "NO FLEX ZONE!!!" at the guy that thinks it's cool to take off his shirt at the party then proceeded to puking
Oh wow and I have a bunch of portable wine glasses called to go coffee cups
I woke up to his balls in my face, so naturally I limboed under him and headed to the bathroom. When I came out he was asleep on the floor.
Well, she chose the fuckboy life or the life chose her. Not sure which one but either way I don't need that negativity in my life.
Just keep me informed about your plans. That way i can figure out places to go and if i need to shave my balls
Randomize
