I'm pretty sure you can't just waltz into a walk in clinic and ask them to de-baby you.
I feel as though I could trust her, I mean she did tell me she was married before we had sex.
We gotta make a movie eventually. All good, long-lasting relationships include a homemade porno
If only guys knew how much awkward ass shaving goes into making sex this good...
The goblet must only be used for good. And vodka. And anything t-pain would be proud of.
U should feel bad.. u r like a sex politician. All talk and no follow thru
don't worry i won't let him get attached. I put on my Hulk onesie after sex and yelled I SMASHED YOU. never seen a guy looked so confused.
I woke up to him peeing by our bedroom door. I yelled at him to go to the bathroom and he just kept peeing while he walked there. This is a new low.
Is biking from my house to 6th street for liquor pitchers a good idea or a bad idea
I just accidentally showed an old lady a pic of my penis while showing her cat pics. So how's your day going?
Reasons I shouldn't drink... My twitter drafts keep getting more and more emotional.
Ok she stopped using her fork and knife and is legit eating that steak using her hands.
Saw your dad at the bar last night... And again this morning when he left. Told you not to mess with me bitch.
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
Started dabbing in blow again because he always hated that I did it. Yuh I’m doing drugs but at least I’m doing me?
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