oddly enough my penis is pretty tan. the part of my body that gets the least amount of sunlight is tanner than most of the rest of my body.
I think its part of male evolution. Pretty soon they'll have diamonds on them and taste like chocolate.
is it bad that i regret hanging out with a girl tonight because that means i have less time to sit on youtube watching xmen cartoons?
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
I realized today that I should stop thinking so much with my vagina instead of my brain.
Please tell me this doesn't mean another "surprise road trip" where I spend all my money on gas and the SURPRISE destination is the abortion clinic.
But what if I pay for the gas?
You threw a hot dog at his face...I wouldn't call you either.
Too high to move please buy hi-c and pour it in my mouth in exchange I will marry your first born child
I come bearing gifts of whiskey and vagina
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
When i sexted him a pic of my boobs I was worried he was going to notice the dorito crumbs and know I was just eating topless
So "I hate myself Mondays" has extended to Tuesday this week. I just had peanut butter and a glass of wine for lunch.
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
she grabed my junk and started making lightsaber noises
I wonder if you could get her in a metal bikini
I'll explain later but I just had to legally commit to abstinence for the next 4 months
She shaved her vagina in my bed. Good night
Your parents are gone and we haven't fucked in their bed... why?
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