okay pat passed out under dana's car
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
I wiped a tear off her cheek with my boner. It cheered her up
I've started making all these amazing things...like bananas rolled in doritos..bandritos.
If I can't pick up a cat lady, I probably need to turn to Internet dating.
I will come over now to take full advantage of you in your vulnerable state.
Fine. I should warn you I just threw up in danas fish tank. Fish are dead. Livers dead. I smell and look like a dead animal. And not showering. So deal with it.
I feel like this is going to result in some sort of tearing in my vagina.
Thats a chance were just gonna have to take
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
I almost put an adult beverage in my sippy cup for the beach but realized the next step would be rehab.
No the next step is being buzzed at the beach. I would've.
Men are too sensitive. They need to learn to handle me.
My day so far: morning after pill and pancakes. Living the dream.
Is there evidence of another human being getting away with this/ not dying?
I woke up the whole house screaming I need my shorts they found me in the kitchen with a bag of strawberries naked
I mean she did throw a tantrum because you wouldn't let her suck your dick
Hey, thanks for helping me this morning
Always a pleasure to feed you bread as your body lay crumpled on the floor.
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